What begins with R, ends with R, and is full of many Rs?
A pirate ship!
Why did Tony go out with a prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date!
Where do cows get their milk?
From the Milky Way!
What is snake’s favourite subject?
Hisssss-tory
Phone: Brring brring!
Man: Who’s there?
Phone: Hurd
Man: Hurd who?
Phone: Hurd my hand so can’t knock knock!
Ask your dog where Santa comes from when he’s in your house.
They’ll say roof, roof!
