Teacher: How do you measure electricity?
Student: W h a t ! ?
Teacher: That’s correct.
Why did the booger cross the world?
Because he kept getting picked on
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline!
Why did the golfer take two pairs of pants to the game?
In case he got a hole in one!
Why was the Bear’s tail so short?
Because the hunter missed!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta
