Why did Santa cross the road?
‘Cuz the chicken didn’t have chimney..
Why did the bowling pins refuse to fall?
Because they were on strike!
What dose a cow say with no lips?
Oooo!
You know in the morning you can murder a bowl of cornflakes.
Does that make you a cereal killer?
Friend 1:How do you know if you’ve had enough egg nog?
Friend 2: How?
Friend 1: Your fly’s undone.
Friend 3: You get off subject !
What is the best time to have a parade?
March
