Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwane.
Dwane who?
Dwane the water I’m dwowning
What do stop signs say?
They don’t talk!
What is the wettest animal in the world?
A raindeer.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side because he saw a cute CHICK on the other side!
What is cold, white as snow, and travels through time?
The ghost of Christmas past!
What do you call a boomarang that does not come back?
A stick!
