What has whiskers, sixteen wheels, and has four ears with four eyes?
Two rabbits rollerblading!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Acid
Acid Who?
Acid sit down and be quiet.
Why did A and B cross the road?
So they could C,D
What is red white red white red white?
Santa Claus rolling down the hill!
There were two hamburgers; they were having a race. One hamburger was in front and another in back: what did the hamburger in front say to the other hamburger in the back?
Come on, ketchup!
What does a skeleton take for a cold?
Coffin drops!
