What is the best time to have a parade?
March
Why is Santa Claus scary?
Because he has claws!
Why Does Santa Love The Beach?
Because People Call Him Sandy Clause *<:-)
A guy goes into a building.He sees lots of little people with lots of toys. They seem to be children. There are beds and everybody has pointy ears. There is a elderly woman in charge of the whole thing wearing a long blue robe.
“Where am I?” he askes the woman. She replies:
An elfanage!
What kind of jokes do turtles tell?
SHELL-arious ones!
What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrots?
