There was a man who grabbed a bowl and a spoon and went outside.Then one of his friends came over and saw him.The friend asked him why he had a bowl and a spoon outside.THE MAN SAID….
I LISTENED TO THE WEATHER CHANNEL AND THEY SAID IT WAS GOING TO BE ………CHILI!
Why did Cinderella not play soccer ?
Because she ran away from the ball.
What do you call a duck in a box?
A quacker box.
What’s Fat Albert’s favourite game system?
Wii Fat!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice-cream.
Ice-cream who?
I scream if you throw me in cold water!
Here’s another interesting book title: “Race To The Outhouse” by these authors:
Will E. Makit and Betty Wont !


