What’s a rock’s favorite GAME?
ROCK, paper, scissors
Why was the baseball stadium so cold?
Because of all the fans!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adolph.
Adolph who?
Adolph ball hit me in my face and that’s why I talk like this!
Why did the chicken cross the kitchen?
Because he did not want to be cooked!
How many presents can Santa fit into an empty sack?
One, after that it’s not empty!
What did Queen Victoria say when she found out about a yo-yo?
I AM NOT AMUSED!
