What is Frosty the Snowman’s favorite cereal?
Frosted Flakes!
Why did Santa cross the road?
‘Cuz the chicken didn’t have chimney..
Why did the bowling pins refuse to fall?
Because they were on strike!
What dose a cow say with no lips?
Oooo!
You know in the morning you can murder a bowl of cornflakes.
Does that make you a cereal killer?
Friend 1:How do you know if you’ve had enough egg nog?
Friend 2: How?
Friend 1: Your fly’s undone.
Friend 3: You get off subject !
