Jokes By Kids

From Ahmed Abdullah, age 9, Karchi-Pakistan

Whenever Ben went to school everyone clipped their noses. One day he asked his classmate, “Why do you clip your noses whenever I come to class? His classmate answered that his socks smell very bad. The next day when he came to school everyone clipped there noses again. He said…

What is the matter today? I am wearing new socks today. The old ones are in my pocket.

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From Aaron, age 11, Grand Island, New York

How do you get to the dentist on Christmas?

Take the Molar Express!!

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From Izma, age 11, Lahore, Pakistan

Why was the math book so upset?

Because it had lots of problems

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Eliza, age 9, South Bend, Indiana

What did the vampire say when he had a cold?

Darn, I can’t stop coffin!

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From Hailey, age 9, British Columbia

Knock Knock
Who’s there
Ketchup.
Ketchup Who

When Will You Ketchup

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From Nikki, age 10, VA, USA

There is a life guard at the beach and he sees two elephants running towards the water and he says “Sorry fellas, I can’t let you in.”
one of the elephants says “well, why not?”
The life guard says back…

“Because there is only one pair of TRUNKS between you both.”

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