Why did the monkey go to the park?
To climb the monkey bars!
A newly graduated motorist was driving on a one-way road but was surprised to see that all vehicles were driving in the opposite direction.
She was stopped by a traffic policeman and asked, “Where are you going madam?”
She replied “I don’t know but it seems wherever I am going, I’m late since everybody is coming back!”
Which is the biggest rope in the world
europe
Why does Santa like bears?
Because they have Claus!
Why did the skeleton go to the barbeque?
To get a spare rib!
What’s a rock’s favorite GAME?
ROCK, paper, scissors