With what does a rabbit fly?
Hareplane!
Who will jump off the Empire State Building first-the dime or the quarter?
The dime because it has less cents!
What’s the easiest way to catch a rabbit?
Get someone to throw it to you.
What do people say when they are at the salad bar?
Lettuce begin!
What is Frosty the Snowman’s favorite cereal?
Ice Crispies.
What looks like half an apple?
The other half.