Why did the weather ask for privacy?
It wanted to change!
What did the penguin say to the melting ice burg?
Dude, you need to cool down!
What kind of phone does a Cyclops have?
An eye-phone!
What has 4 eyes but can’t see?
Mississippi!
What kind of instrument do you wear on your feet??
Socksaphones.
What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A laughing stock!
- « Previous Page
- 1
- …
- 107
- 108
- 109
- 110
- 111
- …
- 1459
- Next Page »