What is Santa Claus’ dog’s name?
Santa paws!
How do you get a skunk to stop smelling?
You cut off its nose!
What do you call a sunburnt pig?
Bacon
What happened when the man ran into bar?
He got hurt. Duh!
Why did the monkey go to the park?
To climb the monkey bars!
A newly graduated motorist was driving on a one-way road but was surprised to see that all vehicles were driving in the opposite direction.
She was stopped by a traffic policeman and asked, “Where are you going madam?”
She replied “I don’t know but it seems wherever I am going, I’m late since everybody is coming back!”
