What did the judge of the county court say when he farted ?
ODOR IN THE COURT ODOR IN THE COURT !
What do you call someone who claps on Christmas?
Santapplause!
What does a pig say in the sun?
I’m bakin’!
Green grape and purple grape are best friends. One day, they decided to hang out together.
Green grape said;
Breathe, purple grape, breathe!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice-cream.
Ice-cream who ?
I scream if you throw me in cold water!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sarah!
Sarah who?
Sarah doorbell? I am tired of knocking!
