There were two hamburgers; they were having a race. One hamburger was in front and another in back: what did the hamburger in front say to the other hamburger in the back?
Come on, ketchup!
What does a skeleton take for a cold?
Coffin drops!
Why do we drink tea?
Because we cannot eat it.
What’s black and white, black and white and black and white?
A nun rolling down a hill!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
WITCH YOU LET ME IN ALREADY?
What is an alien’s favorite key on the computer?
The space bar!
