What is the wettest animal in the world?
A raindeer.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side because he saw a cute CHICK on the other side!
What is cold, white as snow, and travels through time?
The ghost of Christmas past!
What do you call a boomarang that does not come back?
A stick!
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he’s a pain in the neck!
Teacher:Rachael, all your sums are wrong,
should I call your dad and tell him that
you never study?
Rachael:He won’t say anything.
Teacher:Why do you say that?
Rachael:Because he did these sums,not me!
