Why was the math book so upset?
Because it had lots of problems
What did the vampire say when he had a cold?
Darn, I can’t stop coffin!
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Ketchup.
Ketchup Who
When Will You Ketchup
There is a life guard at the beach and he sees two elephants running towards the water and he says “Sorry fellas, I can’t let you in.”
one of the elephants says “well, why not?”
The life guard says back…
“Because there is only one pair of TRUNKS between you both.”
knock knock
who’s there
Celeste
Celeste who
I Celeste less at night than i do in the daytime
There was a man who grabbed a bowl and a spoon and went outside.Then one of his friends came over and saw him.The friend asked him why he had a bowl and a spoon outside.THE MAN SAID….
I LISTENED TO THE WEATHER CHANNEL AND THEY SAID IT WAS GOING TO BE ………CHILI!
