What is a ghosts’ favorite cereal?
Booberry crunch!!
Where is the only place in a house that you cant find a ghost?
The living room!
A boy joined a new school. He was 5. His new teacher asked,
“Can you read and write?” he replied that he could write but not read.
The teacher handed him a pen and some paper and told him to write his name. He looked at the paper for a few seconds before scribbling on one of the lines.
“What does that say?” asked the teacher?
“How would I know, I can’t read!” exclaimed the boy.
What do puppies get at the movie theater?
Pupcorn
What did the pink panther say when when he stepped on an ant?
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant!
What is a frog’s favorite dance?
HIP-HOP!
