Why is santa so fat?
Duh, because all of the cookies!
What happens when a dime knocks on a door?
He breaks his nickels!
Why are there no Easter carols?
The Easter bunny likes hip hop!
Doctor I need glasses!
Yea you do cause you’re in the pizza parlor!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Leslie.
Leslie Who?
Leslie who runs the fastest?
What did one firefly say to the other?
You glow girl!
