So a guy walks into a bar…
OUCH!
What is the first thing that goes through a bug’s mind when it hits a car wind shield?
It’s butt!
KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s there?
A POLICE INVESTIGATOR
A police investigator who?
I WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE!!!
What fruit likes roller coasters?
Ki-Wheee!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 ate {8} 9!
What happens to a cow after an earthquake?
There`s a lot of milkshakes!
