People hate seeing this before they eat,
and enjoy seeing it after they eat.
What is it?
An empty plate!
Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up!
What did the teddy say when he was offered pudding?
No thanks, Im stuffed!
What did Columbus do after he crossed the Atlantic?
He dried his clothes.
What do you call a baseball pitcher who sticks his right hand in the lions mouth?
LEFTY.
Where does cupid keep his drawings?
In the heart museum!
