Why did the little boy sleep with a ruler?
To measure how long he slept!
What do you call a bear with no socks on?
Bearfoot
How do you make one disappear?
Add a n or g to the begining to make it none, or gone!
What did the chipmunk with a parrachute say to the flying squirrel?
“See, I can fly, but all you ever do is glide!”
A boy in camp wrote:
Dear Mom and Dad,
Gue$$ what I need.Plea$e $end $ome $oon.
Be$t wi$he$,
Your $on $ammy
Parents wrote:
Dear Sammy,
NOthing much is happening here.Please write aNOther letter soon.Bye for NOw.
Love,
Mom and Dad
Dear Sammy,
NOthing much is happening here.Please write aNOther letter soon.Bye for NOw.
Love,
Mom and Dad
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
