What is the most expensive fish?
A GOLDFISH!
What is Black and White and red all over?
A exam paper.
Why did the football player go to the Bank?
To get his Quarter back!!!
Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Pasture.
Pasture who?
I think it’s pasture bed time.
What did the acorn say when he grew up?
Gee-i’m-a-tree!
Why did the singer jump into the middle of the road?
He wanted to get a hit!
