Hey Ernie do you want some Ice Cream?
Sure, Bert!
What did the guitar say to the guitarist?
Pick on someone your own size!
What do wolves do at midnight parties?
They have a howling good time!
What did the cow use for his math homework?
A cow-culater
What’s Santa’s Wife’s name?
Mary Christmas!
Why did the computer freeze?
It was in the freezer!
