A doctor- You have to take two spoonfulls oof this medicine in the morning, afternoon and nght.
The patient looks puzzled.
Doctor- Is there any problem?
Patient- But doctor I have only one spoon at home!
What do you do when your friend says you’re stupid?
Don’t talk about yourself!
April flowers bring May flowers.
May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
How do you get a pumpkin to turn into another vegetable?
You throw it up in the air: then squash!
A man lived across from a hospital. One day, he needs to go to the hospital. To go to the hospital, he must go through a road which cars are very fast. One step and he will get knocked down. What should he do to get to the hospital?
He just need to take one step and the ambulance will bring him to the hospital.
Imagine you are in an ocean of quicksand, surrounded by sharks.How do you escape?
STOP IMAGINING!!
