What shakes and is edible?
An Earthcake!
What is an astronaut’s favorite meal?
Launch!
Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Ya.
Yahoo!
A man is talking to God. After a while, he randomly asks, “Hey, God? How long is a million years to you?”
“For me, a million years is merely a second,” replies God. They talk for a while longer, and then the man asks, “Hey, God? Can I have a million dollars?”
God replies: “Sure. Just give me a second.”
What is another name for a snail?
A booger with a crash helmet!
What do aliens eat when they go camping?
Martian mallows!
