Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales!!
What is a duck’s favorite food?
Cheese and quackers!
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns are no use!
What’s the difference bettween roast beef and pea soup?
Everyone can roast beef but no one could pee soup!
Why aren’t fish good tennis players?
They don’t like getting close to the net!
Why did the soap marry the mouse?
Because they wanted to make Bubble and Squeak!
