Why did the skeleton not want to go to the dance?
Because he had nobody to go with!
What do witches put in their hair to frighten little kids on Halloween?
Scare spray!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Wood
Wood Who?
Wood you let me in please?
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken’s leg!
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell; that’s why I knocked!
