What did the son of the pharaoh ask to his dad?
Dad, where is mommy’s mummy?
In a Catholic school, the kids lined up for lunch. Near the end of the table was a plate of apples. On the apples was a note that said,”Take one, God is watching!” Further down the table was a plate of cookies. What did the note on the cookies say?
“Take all you want God is watching the apples!”
Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road on Christmas Eve?
He had no Christmas spirit to do it.
Ramu : Where were you born?
Damu : In India.
Ramu : Which part?
Damu : Which part? My whole body was born in India!
What’s cute, fuzzy and bright purple?
A koala holding it’s breath!
How do you make one vanish?
Add a g at the beginning and its gone!
