What did the water say to the horse?
Why the long face?
Why did the chicken cross the amusement park?
To get to the other ride!
What do you call a fly that has no wings and can’t fly?
A WALK!
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a wizard?
A tyrannosaurus hex!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road??
He didn’t have the guts to do it!
What did the man eating fish use for barbeques?
Spear Ribs
