What is red and goes up and down?
A tomato in an elevator!
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed to do so.
What does the strongest man in the world can’t hold?
His breath!
Why did the hockey player graduate from college ?
Because that was his goal!
What did the ghost say to the girl?
“You’re bootiful!”
What did the flea say to the other flea?
Do you want to walk or take the dog?
