What was dracula’s favorite game?
Follow the bleeder!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
I love
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Because he likes to hoe,hoe,hoe!
When can 3 Tyrannosaurus Rex fit under an umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining!
What do you get if you cross santa with a dog?
Santa paws!
What animal do you not want to play cards with?
A CHEETAH!
