Knock Knock
Who’s There
Me
Me Who?
You
What do astronauts download onto their iPod?
Neptunes!
What is awake and always alarmed?
An alarm clock!
Why did the pizza wear short clothes?
Because he was HOT!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witching you a happy Halloween!
Why did the doofus get fired from the banana factory?
Because he threw out all the bent ones!
