Jokes By Kids

From Morgan, 12 years old, Tennessee

What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on!

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From Kaleigh, age 11, Corsicana TX

What does thunder wear under him?

THUNDER WEAR!

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From Sum sum (nick name) , age 10, USA

What do you call a skeleton that won’t wake up?

Lazy bones!

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From Brooke Marsh, 9 years old, Louisiana

What is a snake’s favorite subject?

Hisssstory!

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From Luke, age 6, Michigan, United States

How do you make a kleenex dance?

You put a little ‘boogie’ in it

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From Shelby, 8 years old, Alabama

How does a rose ride a bike?

by using his petals!

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