Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chickens foot.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To meet his FLAT mate!
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I’m stuck on you!
What’s black and white and purple all over?
A black and white photo with grape juice on it
What did the hot dog say when he won the race?
I’m a wiener!
What name did the pirate give his cat?
Garrrrrrrrrrrrfield!
