Knock,knock.
(WHO’S THERE?)
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shell be coming round the mountain when she comes!
Are you on the phone?
You better get off of it!
What do you call a cat who drank too much lemonade?
A sourpuss!
Why was the waiter a good tennis player?
Because he was a good server!
What do you call a bike that is frozen?
A bicycle!
Where does a dog go to the bathroom?
In a PAW-TY!
