How does a pen know how to start working when you are about to throw it away?
Because it has an ink-ling something is going to happen!
What does a computer do at the beach?
Put on screensaver and surf the net!
Why did the bird quit the football game?
Because it was chicken.
Why did did the motorcycle fall asleep?
Because he was two tired!
A nurse walks in an exam room and says “Doctor,doctor there’s an invisible patient in the room. What do you think?” The docter replies:
“Tell the man I can’t see him!”
What is an alligator’s favorite drink?
Gatorade
