What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?
Time to get a new car!
Why did the zebra like the movies back then?
They were in black and white!
What do you call a cow that mows your grass?
A lawn mooer!
What did the tie say to the hat?
“You go on a head, i’ll just hang around!”
What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailor!
Why don’t bulls make good sales men?
Because they charge too much!
