Why did the boy eat his homework ??
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
What does a spaceman have for lunch?
Launch!
Why can’t Dalmatians hide?
They are always spotted.
What did the bee say to its wife?
You’re BEE-you-ti-full!
What’s black and white and has wheels?
A Giant Panda on rollerskates!
Olivia : Vet Vet I think my dog’s blind !
Vet : I guess I’m gonna have to put him down.
Olivia : Why ?
’cause he’s too heavy!
