What is the best type of ham to have during May?
Mayhem!
When Captin Hook goes to a cool party, what does he say?
This is off the “hook”!
Why didn’t the skull go to the slumber party?
Because she had no BODY to go with!
Why did the baby chicken go to the dollar store?
To get somthig “cheep”!
What do you get when you cross a dog and a giraffe?
An animal that barks at planes!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
