Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long march!
How does a rose ride a bike ?
By using it’s petals!
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
‘Cause then it would bel a foot.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Cows.
Cows who?
Cows go moo, not who!
What are two things you can never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
What’s a dogs favourite colour?
Grrrreen!
