How many cats does it take to drink a hundred gallons of milk?
A meow-sand!
Why did the skeleton go to Spur?
To get some spare ribs!!
What’s black and white with wheels?
A giant panda on roller skates!
Who is the best guitar player at the North Pole?
The North Star!
What’s black and white rolling down a hill?
A newspaper!
Why did the baseball player bring his bat to the library?
Because his teacher told him to hit the books!
