What do farmers give on Valentine’s Day?
Hogs and Kisses!
Why did the cow cross the road?
He had to keep moo-ving
What is the difference between a newspaper and a TV?
Have you ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
Teacher: Can you count to 10?
Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Teacher: Now go on from there.
Fred: Jack, Queen, King
What is a pirate’s favorite subject in school?
Aaarrr-t!
What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth?
A Gummy Bear!
