Why didn’t cookies marry milk?
Because he was spoiled!
Adult: You are getting on my last nerve!
Child: What happened to the other nerves?
What does a dog eat for breakfast?
A puptart!
What did the Teddy bear say when they served dessert?
“No thanks, I’m stuffed!”
What did the zombie say when he was in the wrestling match?
Do ya wanna piece of me?!?
What do they call a car that gets arrested?
A cariminal!
