So a guy walks into a restaurant and he asks the waiter, “Do you serve crayfish here?” The waiter said yes, then the guy said
“Well my crayfish friend here wants a pizza!
Why did Beethoven stop raising chickens?
Because all they kept saying was, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Why don’t deer have uncles?
Because they only have antlers.
A man wants to get across a bridge. He has 3 diamonds. The bridge can only hold the weight of the man and 2 diamonds. How does he get across the bridge?
By juggling!
What starts with e, ends with e, and only has one letter in it?
Envelope!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
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