Why are the violin and chicken the same?
They have neck,body and they both get plucked!
Why did the child eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Mom: Why did the chickens stop laying eggs?
Son: They got laid off!
Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
What do elephants do when they stub their toe?
Call a toe truck!
What did Obi-wan-kenobi say to Luke Skywalker at lunch?
Use the fork, Luke.
