Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
Why did the girl go out with the mushroom?
He was a fungi!
Why did the store close at 2 o’clock?
Because it was twos-day!
Why is grass so sharp?
Because it has blades!
What did the ham say to the turkey?
YOU’RE LOOKING MEATY FINE TODAY!!!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Knife.
Knife who?
Knife to meet you!
