Knock Knock,
Who’s there?
Owl,
Owl who?
That’s right owls Hooooo!
Where do pirates like to go shopping?
Arrrrrrgos!
Why did the cow go to the auto garage?
Because his horns were not working!
What kind of music do aluminum cans play?
Heavy Metal!
What do you get if you sit under a cow?
A pat on the head!
Who runs faster? Hot or cold?
Hot. Everyone can catch a cold!
