What do you call a fairy that hasn’t taken a bath?
Stinkerbell!
What did 0(zero) say to 8(eight)?
Hey, nice belt….
What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel,a poodle and a rooster?
Cockapoodledoo.
What did one ghost give to the other ghost on Valentines Day?
A BOO-quet!
WHY IS THE NOTEBOOK ALWAYS CRYING?
Because it has lots of problems!
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead cheetah?
Great, new underwear!