Teacher: Billy, if you have 50 cents, and you asked your dad for 50 cents more, how much money would you have?
Billy: 50 cents
Teacher: You don’t know how to add!
So Billy said…
You don’t know my dad!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts to do it!
What kind of jokes do crows like?
Corny Ones
Why did the right triangle go to the pool?
Because it was 90 degrees!
What kind of dog takes a bath?
A Shampoodle!
Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher told him that it was a piece of cake!
