Ocean and Beach Jokes

From La, age 8, America

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide!

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From Jeff, 13 years old, Connecticut

What is the most famous sea creature?

A sea star!

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From Tony P., age 10, California

There are five fish in a tank. Three drown. How many are left?

Five. Fish can not drown.

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From Mia Sanchez, 9 years old

Who cleans the ocean?

The mermaids!

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From Louis Yao, 10 years old, Ontario, Canada

Pretend you’re in a box, under the ocean, and there’s no way out. How do you survive?

You stop pretending!

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From Declan, age 6, Los Angeles

How does the ocean say goodbye?

It waves!

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