Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Amira B., 10 years old, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved!!!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

How do you cut the ocean in half?

With a sea-saw!

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From Sara, age 12, London England

What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

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From Rabecca, age 13, Crescent City, FL

If you throw a white stone into the Red Sea what happens?

It sinks!

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From La, age 8, America

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide!

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From Jeff, 13 years old, Connecticut

What is the most famous sea creature?

A sea star!

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