Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Treess, 3 years old, Mop Island

Which fish is a comedian?

The clownfish!

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From Alisa E, 13 years old, Bakersfield CA

Why do fish live in salt water?

Pepper makes them sneeze!

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From Jack, age 13, India

Which bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Christopher ColumBUS!

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From Annabelle , 11 years old, Ireland

Why didn’t the fish share his food?

Because he was shellfish!

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From Jake, age 12, Southern California

What did the sea say to the boat?

Nothing, it just waved!

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From Amira B., 10 years old, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved!!!

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