Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Grace Chambers, 9 years old, Woodstock, Georgia

What type of money do sharks use?

Sand dollars!

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From Maddie, 10 years old, England

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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From Maddie, 11 years old, Mason, Michigan.

What did the shark say after he ate the clown fish?

This tastes funny!

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From Treess, 3 years old, Mop Island

Which fish is a comedian?

The clownfish!

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From Alisa E, 13 years old, Bakersfield CA

Why do fish live in salt water?

Pepper makes them sneeze!

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From Jack, age 13, India

Which bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Christopher ColumBUS!

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