Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Elizabeth Chleborad, 11 years old, South Dakota, USA

I don’t understand why people get bitten by sharks…

I mean, don’t they hear the music?
Duh Duh Duh Duh

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From Tommy, age 9

What does stuck seaweed say?

“Kelp! Kelp!”

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From Brittney Singeo, 13 years old, Guam

What do you call a fish that’s greedy?

A selfish.

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From Christy , age 13, Texas

There was this boy who was getting chased by a shark at night what happened next?

He woke up!

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From Jen, age 11, Manchester

Why did the crab blush?

Because the Sea wee’d!

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From Pumkingirl, 12 years old, USA

Why did the students report card drown ?

Because it was under C-Level! (Sea level)

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