Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Jayme l, 11 years old, West Virginia

Why are fish smarter then mice?

Because they live in schools!

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From Emily, age 12, Seattle,Washington

What do you call two octopuses that look alike?

I-tentacle twins!

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From Dr Squiddy, 9 years old, Hong Kong

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper would make them sneeze!

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From Sam Boyle, 9 years old, North Caldwell, New Jersey

What is Nemo’s least favorite candy?

Swedish Fish!

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From Elizabeth Chleborad, 11 years old, South Dakota, USA

I don’t understand why people get bitten by sharks…

I mean, don’t they hear the music?
Duh Duh Duh Duh

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From Tommy, age 9

What does stuck seaweed say?

“Kelp! Kelp!”

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